Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
if you’re ever having a bad day just blame it all on kim kardashian’s foot
ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go
did nobody punch me in the face
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune”